why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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