The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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