Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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