I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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