They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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