All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We are all done wearing pants today
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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