I hope mine doesn't look like that
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
