I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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