Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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