He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
They took my balls.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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