i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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