It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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