My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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