JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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