How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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