Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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