i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I have fence marks all over my body
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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