how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Let's get the cat blown out
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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