I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Randomize
