I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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