i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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