Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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