glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
They took my balls.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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