he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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