I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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