he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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