Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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