Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Randomize
