He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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