Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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