so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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