I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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