Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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