Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
being pregnant is like rehab
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize
