I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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