Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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