you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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