Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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