I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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