Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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