Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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