Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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