Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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