You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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