i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Panties = found
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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