So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I know her cup size but not her name....
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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