she was so not down for the gang bang
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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