I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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