She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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