one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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