The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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