I think i peed on brittanys purse
home. puking in laundry basket.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
