IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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