Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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