i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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