Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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