it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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